Yesterday I fell on the ice outside of school. It was no big deal. I got a little scuffed up. Unfortunately, my body thinks it's a VERY BIG DEAL. I ache everywhere today. Wha' Happened? I used to jump off the roof on a semi-regular basis with no ill effects. Now I can't fall from a distance of me without being listed as damaged goods. To all my younger friends, don't get old. To all my old friends, anyone got a good home remedy?
Thanks for reading. I'll do better next time.